|protagonist:||with this.. it's my win!|
|antagonist:||how?? i have like triple your fighting experience and i'm easily four times as powerful and twice as smart? I've literally been targeting nothing but your vital points and you just cut me once? it's actually pretty shallow i'm pretty sure you should've died the fourteen times I impaled you?|
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Deleted Scene
What the hell were they thinking when the deleted this scene
The footage of Harry zipping up Ginny’s dress was far more important duh